How to Annoy Pailong

1. Color his skin pink.

2. Steal his nunchucks.

3. Play jump rope with it.

4. Tell him that usually zombies eat brains.

5. Show him doujinshi.

6. Record his reaction.

7. Ask if he's jealous of Bason because he's more popular than him.

8. Draw him in spirit ball form.

9. Show it to him & say: "You're cute, aren't you?"

10. Ask if he's jealous of Amidamaru because he's more popular, stronger, sexier than him.

11. Lock him & a hungry Bason in a cupboard.

12. Record what happens next & share it on YouTube.

13. Read him this list.